Hoo boy, it has been a while.

Well.  I turned 30 recently, so I felt I should write something in my journal.  I just started to type with no plan, so bear with me if it starts to blow. I figure Ill just rattle off a bunch of the first things that come to mind on this one, because planning something out seems like a hassle for an old bean like me.

I like breasts as much as the next guy, but making popular candy pink to draw attention to it is silly.  Instead of wasting money on making the m & ms pink, why not just give money to the cancer research for the regular colored ones.  And why on candies?  If you guilt me into buying all that candy I will ruin my dinner and get diabetes.  Then they will have to sell red bras to bring awareness to diabetes.

The internet sucks. I pay I steep fee to have it come to me as fast as possible, than a month later it slows to a crawl and my provider says it isnt their fault, there are to many people online uploading and downloading.  So all that money I a gave them means nothing. It doesn't go towards making anything bigger of better, I just get whatever they can give me. It's kinda like paying for the best blood in the world for a transfusion and being given a sack of liquid hepatitis.  Now I can get it out of my system for 3 years because signed a contract agreeing that I would eat whatever the hell they gave me because I agreed to "Up to the best damn blood possible".  Which in this business mean we can legally give you AIDS.

Words cannot describe the things I would do for a cell phone that JUST calls other phones and rings when people call me.  Such a thing should cost 4 dollars...but I would do some pretty nasty things to have simplicity placed in the palm of my hand.  Whoever decided that EVERY PHONE EVER should have a camera no matter what; go eat a cold dead horse.

Hmm...being 30 has made me a bit negative. Lets try this.

Kittens are rad.  I like knowing that even if they suck and ruin things, I can still pet them and look at how cute they are.  They are a great metaphor for life.  They both have pros and cons....but people are cat people because they see the good qualities over the bad.  You cant take from either without giving, and if you rub them the wrong way it will back fire.  Go with the flow, enjoy it while it lasts, and dont be afraid to squirt it in the face with a water bottle when it gets out of hand.

Thats all I got for now.