Be mindful of what you wear to a family reunion

Inspired by the true story of a female friend who mindlessly wore a shirt to a family reunion that read "we're with her" across her breasts and an arrow pointing to her face.

The shirt reads "Be mindful of what you wear to a family reunion". If it isn't obvious, the point of the shirt is to draw the reader closer to the crotch...a shirt I would hope you wouldn't wear to a family reunion.

Also the back reads "...deviant by nature..."