Snowboarding Raccoon

So, my insane client (see cinnabun disaster) requested this time that I now draw them a raccoon snowboarding on a snow cone. A...freakin...snow...cone. Clearly, as it is obvious to anyone with a masters degree in raccoon toxicology can see, this crazy woman doesn't realize how strong an allergy raccoons have to the syrup that they put in snow cones...as it is the only known substance,above sea level, that can actually KILL A RACCOON. So you can imaging the look on Ralph's (my top raccoon model) when I ask him if he is interested in me taking a snap shot of him gliding down a giant snow cone.

His exact words were "I would love to...just as soon as you send me a picture of a were-wolf baby bungee jumping over a silver coated wood chipper."

Long story short, Trevor (my were-wolf prop manager) looses his beans and leaves the set, and I'm stuck paying Ralph 3 times as much as usual to pose in front of a low rent backdrop I found in a dumpster outside of a bar that serves 8 year olds. Un...bloody...believable.